The Bitch that Robbed Christmas A contemporary twist on a holiday hit.

It's Christmas Eve and the stars are dim,Here comes a bitch - she's fit and grim. She's got a sack and zero cheer... She's not here for cookies, she's here to interfere. You think you know this story? Please. No snow, no elves, just a petty thieve!

One person, one stage, a whole lotta sass - It's Chrismas.... with a kick in the ass!